You know nothing Jon Snow.... about window blinds, but luckily we do! Which is why we have created the world’s first White Walker proof blinds. These painstakingly hand-crafted roller blinds feature a special coating on the back of the fabric that has been impregnated with finely ground Dragonglass imported from Asshai, giving you maximum protection in the event of a White Walker attack on your home.
Simply choose your favourite Game of Thrones house Sigil and we will set our team to work. Each blind comes with a 10 year anti White Walker guarantee*. That’s ten winter free years for complete peace of mind. We are so confident in their repellent qualities that if anyone within your house does succumb to a White Walker attack we will fully refund the cost of the blinds.
As if that wasn’t a big enough reason to install them in your home, the fabric is also thermally efficient so winter coming is no longer something to be afraid of, keeping the warmth in and winter (and its walkers) out has never been easier!
Prices start from 3 gold dragons (approx. £99) and they will be available to buy online shortly. *Please note - we may require medical evidence of the presence of a real White Walker should you wish to process a claim under the 10 year anti White Walker guarantee.
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